- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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