- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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