- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

the WNBA.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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