- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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