- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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