- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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