- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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