- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Eric is gay Ha

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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