- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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