- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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