Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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