- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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