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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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