- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Tilt your screen back .

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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