- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Anyone can post anything.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A Serbian Film

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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