- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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