What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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