- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

hey guys im gay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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