- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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