Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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My mom

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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