What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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