- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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