- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Womens rights

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

i just wrote this so hard

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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