Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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