How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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No it doesnt..

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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