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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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