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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Barack Obama.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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