- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

You should read the Terms of Service.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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