A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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