A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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mexicans fishing

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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