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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

you know whats not funny white boards.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

I? Everett

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Tunechi

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.