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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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