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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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