- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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