- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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