Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Roses are flowers.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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