How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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