- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

rocky is here again.......................

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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