- Anti Joke

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.