jd and zach loves vigina

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Mahmy

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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