What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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