- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

hola said the chinese man

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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