- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What comes after 69? 70

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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