- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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