why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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