- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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