- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Barack Obama.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!