- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Beka has AIDS

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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