- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*