- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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