Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Women's Rights

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My mom

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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