- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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