- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

I love alchohol!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

angelo snyder is not ga

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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