- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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