What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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The New York Giants

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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