What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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