- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

sky silverstein

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

eh

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Screw it you write the joke.