Why was the man sad His got raped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Women's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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