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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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