How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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