- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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