Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

No

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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