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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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