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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

I have a horse.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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