What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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