- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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