- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

diarrhea.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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