- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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