What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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