Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Balls

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Where's my baby??

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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