- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

knock knock Goodbye

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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