- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

If life gives you lemonade.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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