What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A man penetrates another man.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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