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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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