Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

human centipede

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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