- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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