- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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