- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

hard cheese

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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