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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Emily Walker.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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