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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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