How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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