- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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