Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What page are you on The gay page.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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