- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

You are joking right?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

lol

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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