How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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outside your comfort zone

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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