- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Can anyone Lenin money?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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