- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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