You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Indians

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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