- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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