Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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HEY!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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