- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

FUCK YOU

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

alert('The Game')

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??