What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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