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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

The truth is he loves her!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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