How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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