- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Raveena Thandhan

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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