Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Tucker Rivera

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Anti Joke

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