what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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