- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

roses are red poo is poo

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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