Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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