What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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