- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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