- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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