What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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