I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Women's rights

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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