- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Sir, your wife is dead

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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