- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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