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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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