So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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