- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

knock knock come in !

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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