Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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David Cameron

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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