- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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