Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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