gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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snowglobe

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