- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

I was watching Fox news.

Turkey Balls

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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