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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

your face

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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