- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Barney

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

im @ work, LOL.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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