- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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