What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

this website is a bad joke

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Weaner

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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