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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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