Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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