- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Chick Norris... Enough said

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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