What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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