If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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matt is fat

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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