- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Beka has AIDS

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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