- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Two baby seals walk into a club.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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