Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Anti Joke

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