A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why so serious ?

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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