- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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