why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Anti Joke

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