Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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