- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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