what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

quantum physics?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

I'm Coming

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I have an idea! You leave.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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