- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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