Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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