Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many light bulbs? 1

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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