If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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