- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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