- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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