- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Gay rights.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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