- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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