Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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TRICERATOPS!

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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