My jeans

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Turkey Balls

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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