- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

your mom.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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