How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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White men's rights

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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