what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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4 hours later.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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No it doesnt..

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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