What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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