- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Guest what in the butt

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??