- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

oh hey.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

haha

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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