- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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