Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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