Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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school homewrok

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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