Neither did she.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

SHUT UP JP

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is your name? My name is Jeff

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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