wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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