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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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