why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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you give like i give lomain

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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