Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Anti Joke

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