ask me if im a door yes

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Hello

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