PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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