A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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