- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

David Cameron

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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